you know what?

the-madame-hatter:

janedoe225:

if someone gives you an orgasm, you should say thank you. there should be like hallmark cards for occasions like that. but you shouldn’t get in a circle with your bros and start trash talking the person you slept with.

it’s like if someone opened the door for you and you called them an asshole; that’s not nice. it doesn’t make much sense.

I really really really want “Thanks for the orgasm!” Hallmark cards.

Forget going into the film industry, I’m going to start a line of sexual and/or inappropriate greeting and thank you cards.

(via face-down-asgard-up)

Source: janedoe225

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  5. nikkins reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Let’s go into business and make a whole line of these.
  6. brainguts reblogged this from peacepunx and added:
    agree with this.
  7. tigerstriped reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    My mom has one of these, and now I think I’m using my day off tomorrow to make a dozen or so “thanks for the orgasm!”...
  8. nikkilouwho reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Forget going into the film industry, I’m going to start a line of sexual and/or inappropriate greeting and thank you...
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  10. peacepunx reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    I would definitely give out “Thanks for the orgasm!” cards if any man could ever give me one… SICK.
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  13. face-down-asgard-up reblogged this from forrestbondurant and added:
    I really really really want “Thanks for the orgasm!” Hallmark cards.
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